with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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