what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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