I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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