rhymes with "ouble enetration"
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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