She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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