I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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