Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she looked like the before picture.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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