NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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