At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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