She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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