someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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