Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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