I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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