Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
false alarm, still single
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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