Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
