WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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