Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
