i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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