we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Drunk is not a location!
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