There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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