I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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