ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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