its not stalking. its research.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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