Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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