you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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