"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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