O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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