So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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