I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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