I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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