So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
