So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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