he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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