Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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