Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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