I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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