I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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