? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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