He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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