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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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