your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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