I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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