so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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