just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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