My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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