We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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