she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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