super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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