Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Randomize
