North Korea, Best Korea!
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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