I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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